previouslysaltyfandombrat:

oysters-aint-for-me:

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think this is how it was a moment ago

artbytesslyn:

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

transjon:

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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Not diagnosing a child doesn’t mean they won’t notice they’re different. It just means that instead of thinking “I’m struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/depression/schizophrenia”, they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

enjoybugs:

swugflowers-old-home:

visit-ba-sing-se:

visit-ba-sing-se:

PSA: Toph never became a cop. She just told Aang “I am going to demolish a police station to cope” and some cabbage man overheard it wrong and told the ember island players and the rest is history

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This is the only version of Toph as cop that I accept (thank you @darthrrevan)

Toph: *walks into police station*

Some cop: excuse me, who the fuck are you?

Toph: your new captain!

Cop: really? Because…?

Toph: shut the fuck up, deputy.

Toph: we will start by burning down all the paperwork

Cop:

Toph: and releasing the prisoners

Cop:

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Lee with the good tea????

himeno-ran:

exilerose-deactivated20220711:

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker